Let’s all play Donald Trump Twitter Bingo!

You know it’s coming.  That moment when you’re watching the news, or your checking your Facebook feeds, and you hear about the new outlandish, shocking, what-the-hell-was-he-thinking tweet from President Donald Trump.

And you know, once you hear what the President has said that morning, whether it’s one single tweet or a six-message tweetstorm, that there will be the same themes over and over again in each tweet.  So much so, that over time, the message gets lost in the verbiage.

So I have an idea.  The next time Donald Trump lets out a tweet of one form or another, whether it’s from his @realdonaldtrump account or from the official Presidential one, let’s play a game, shall we?

Print out this little BINGO card.  You start off with a free space in the center, and whenever you see Trump mention something in his tweets – this, that or the other thing that matches up with a square on the grid, cover that square with a penny or a piece of paper or a Russian ruble.  At some point in time, if you get five in a row across, up and down, or diagonally, jump up and shout “BINGO! I GOT BINGO!!”

You can rearrange the squares if you like; you can also play some exotic BINGO coveralls like “four corners” or “letter covers” (English or Cyrillic) and, for those classic tweetstorms, try for the “cover-all” feature.

Ready to play?  Here’s your BINGO card.

B I N G O
CNN is
fake
## (2 or
more in
tweet)
“failure” Made-up
Word
(i.e., Covfefe)
#fakenews or
#fakemedia
Witch
Hunt
Obama’s
Fault
Putin is
great
Democrats’
Fault
James Comey’s
Fault
New York
Times is
fake
Jared is
great
Ivanka is
great
Washington
Post is
fake
“disaster” Hillary’s
Fault
Melania is
great
Bill Clinton’s
Fault
ObamaCare
!! (2 or
more in
tweet)
#MAGA border wall @foxandfriends
retweet
MSNBC is
fake

How many tweets in a row will it take until you achieve BINGO? Five tweets?  Three tweets?  Or if he’s having a really bad day – maybe you could hit BINGO in one massive tweet?

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1 thought on “Let’s all play Donald Trump Twitter Bingo!”

  1. When he talked about the “beautiful” health care bill the Congress needs to bring him, I knew … well, actually, I knew nothing because he just says words.

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