Caption Time: Do they really make better lovers?

So last Thursday, I saw some people setting up an air mattress and some blankets and pillows at the sidewalk intersection of State and Pearl Streets.  And sure enough, a few minutes later, they were having a “bed-in” to support their organization, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

I’m not going to comment.  All I’m going to do is provide this picture and ask you to create the caption.  Be creative, but please keep the captions clean.  And if you happen to use the words “steak,” “tofu,” “lambchops” or “quinoa” in your caption… that’s fine too.

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4 thoughts on “Caption Time: Do they really make better lovers?”

  1. How about: “Vegans make better narcissistic exhibitionists who make public spectacles of themselves, doing nothing to benefit animals and only helping to market and promote the PETA brand.”

    Think we can fit that on a bumper sticker?

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  2. “I just had the 24 ounce Porterhouse at Prime last night, but I’d agree to anything to get in bed with this hottie!”

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